Maura

solarcat:

tfautobotsrollout:
ride-thewave:
she-a-mystic:
gothicincarnate:
sortableroseanimations:
sortableroseanimations:
whitewolfpharaoh:
datesanddamian:
thomasthetwinkengine:
blo:
psychic-sara:
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.
I need a miracle
I would love a miracle
I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.

Source: she-a-mystic

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thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:
marlowehoe:
star-anise:
weightandsea:
positive-memes:
Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome
Awwwwwwww
As well as swearing, they also use brand names,
This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly
Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”
me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

Source: positive-memes

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deadjosey:

morticiaandthediamonds:
date someone who loves your belly

Source: morticiaandthediamonds

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inkskinned:

Me: oh oops I almost drank my paint water lmao
The pretentious man writing my life: this is what drove him crazy about her, her wildness, her insanity. One moment she was peaceful, the artist in her nest - the next, she dived into chaos, dined on it, challenged it. Just when he thought he understood her, she moved to again rewrite her definition, always unknowable, always glittering like the ocean, hinting at a story yet untold, laughing at a joke not meant for him, her eyes twinkling with secrets and humor and the otherworldly feminine. She was surrounded by color, loved it so much she tried to pour it inside of her, tried to poison herself with it, tried to paint even her organs. He wanted to kiss her, to entangle that art into his own skin - but the moment was passed. She was again order, peace. The chaos ceased. He didn’t even get to touch her boobies.

Source: inkskinned

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

absolutelyapsalus:
norseminuteman:
saltrat88:
“You’re not my Dad!”
Hahahahaha
“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.
I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response
same energy as kermit door

Source: saltrat88

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techno-gal:

dailycharacteroptionpersonal:
Truth
I like this version better, it’s more realistic

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